[cllfst] Windows Vista Source Code Available Now!

/**
* (c) 2007 Misrocoft Corp.
* All rights reserved
*/

#include <TheftCodeFromLinux.h>

class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP implements Nothing
{
      boolean beta = true;

      WindowsVista()
      {
           checkIfHardwareIsCompatible();
           /** Ok. The idiot seems to have some high end hardware.
            * Lets make his life miserable
            */

           runInternetExplorer7();
      }

      void checkIfHardwareIsCompatible()
      {
      /*
      * Lets make sure that half the world cannot run this OS while
      * we fix all the bugs
      */
           if((installedRam < 2GB) && (processorSpeed < 4GHz))
           {
MessageBox("Your System does not seem to be capable of running zero err.. aero glass and the like. Please upgrade the hardware and try again.");
                WaitTillPoorGuyReadsTheMessage();
                bsod();
           }
      }

      void runInternetExplorer7()
      {
           IE7 ie7 = new IE7();

           ie7.featureSet = firefox_features
                + safari_features
                + opera_features + lot_of_bugs;

           ie7.run();
           WaitWhileThePoorGuyLooksAtTheNewInterface();
           bsod();

      }

      /**
       * return true when product is stable.
       */
      boolean isReadyForRelease()
      {
           int lastReportedNumberOfBugs = 3457888E+08
           int totalNoOfNewFeatures = 600;
           boolean readyForRelease = false;

           sendFeatureSetToMarketingGuys();

           while (marketingGuysAreAtIt)
           {
                Thread fixBugsWhileInBeta = new fixBugsWhileInBeta();

                fixBugsWhileInBeta.assignProgrammer(oneBug);
                fixBugsWhileInBeta.start();

                if(programmersAreNotSufficient)
                {
                     hireFromXBOXDivision();
                }

                if(aMonthHasPassed)
                {
announce("Windows Vista Consumer Version Will be delayed by one more month");
                     dropAFewFeatures();
                     totalNoOfNewFeatures = totalNoOfNewFeatures - 10;
                }

/** Boss strictly told me that we should have no more than * 7000 bugs
                * when we ship the item
                */
                if(lastReportedNumberOfBugs-- == 7000)
                     return true;

           }

      }

      int main(void)
      {
           WindowsVista vista = new WindowsVista();
           vista.runWindowsXP();
           return plentyOfMoneyforBilly;
      }

}